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Work hard, play hard; inappropriate time for erections

Inflation, slave wages, endlessly waiting in line at the gas station behind someone playing the lotto, life is already hard enough, do we really need it to be harder. The origins of the saying, ‘work hard, play hard’ come from nefarious human resources professionals attempting to expand upon their relevance by increasing HR complaints but cancel culture has risen to fight back eliminating the most diabolical executives seeking to work hard.

And play hard, thank Yahweh for the invention of the smart phone so we responsible citizens can document the deviants seeking to play hard in public.

Evil persists. Despite the attempt to corral the deviants they have countered with the more casual watercooler talk, ‘working hard or hardly working?’ but we must look past camping desires of pitching tents. It’s why we can’t trust anyone that says they love to hike.

Bananas aren’t always a-peel-ing.

But the problem may run deeper than that. How do we construct buildings? We erect them. Which leads many experts to pose the question, is the Eiffel tower the planets erection? Since its completion in 1889, has the planet been working hard and playing hard? Is that the true cause of World War 1 and its sequel? Is it mere coincidence that a one, Adolf Hitler was born less than a month after the tower was fully erect?

Climate change? Does the earth really have no decency left that instead of doing so in private it changes right in front of us?

Work hard, play hard. Will we ever reach our soft era or are our dreams flaccid before they began?

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