Albert Einstein famously once said, “God does not play dice with the universe.” To extend God’s gaming habits to the modern era, God also does not play Pokemon with human souls as the rapture does not gotta catch ‘em all.
Recently there has been a lot of concern over whether God’s forced relocation program genuinely occurred or not. Based on our divination of tea leaves, it did, however we were not on the VIP list.
As Noah’s Ark taught us, our big man in the clouds loves the buddy system. When flooding the planet with water, or de-flooding it of humans, it’ll be the same approach.
The problem in a decisive world, we couldn’t find any buddies.
Luckily, this gives us more time to focus on our favorite hobby, building enemies in the same way we used to build snowmen so with a diabolical glare and mischievous smile we can utter Olaf’s quote from Frozen, “Hey, we were just talking about you! All good things, all good things…” because if there is one thing that song from that cold cold movie taught us, it’s hold on to grudges forever. Never let them go.
Why do you think fetch never happened?