Haiku Archives

If current business

decisions are an iceberg,

Rose will watch us drown

For just eight dollars

twitter provides verified

reaping of chaos

Let’s tweet about how

we shouldnt tweet anymore.

Rebirth of Myspace?

Heck of a year, Huh?

That Affleck pic with the cig,

That’s all of us now.

It’s getting cold out

Don’t trade outside. You should try

Insider trading

Why are you making

me do this? I’m tech support.

My job is googling, not counting syllables.

Our poet took time

off. I can’t do the haiku!

I’m just an intern

Human finds purpose

in apple cider donut

reviews. The Dream: found.

Texas motto is

“friendship”, the satanic church

is even helpful

Evictions back on

the table, says supreme court.

Monopoly lost

Our jokes are too good.

Banned! Otherwise they would have

died from the laughter

Field of Dreams. Baseball’s

great farming system is the

country’s best cash crop

You should smile more.

You’re more impeachable when

you smile. ha ha!

Biles is too good.

Needs better competition.

Mega Olympics?

Let’s win gold! Even

though economy isn’t

on the gold standard

Rich go to the stars

as extreme example of

working remotely