No one truly knows why humans starting wearing hats but experts surmise it was to get ahead.

Coined by Ronald Reagan in the 1980s, “Make American Great Again” is a slogan no one will forget any time soon as the acronym adorns red caps from sea to shining sea.

But we shouldn’t discriminate by color. The red MAGA hat has proliferated like an invasive species, endangering the natural habitats of the rest of the MAGA spectrum. But we must not forget the rest of the gang:

 

Red MAGA: You know this one.

Orange MAGA: Mondays Are Gawd Awful.

Yellow MAGA: Marvelous Are God’s Answers.

Green MAGA: Must All Governments Atrophy?

Blue MAGA: More Altruism Good America.

Indigo MAGA: Memories Alter Good Actions.

Violet MAGA: Might Actually Get Ahead.

 

The next time you look upon a soul adorning a red MAGA hat think not of the letters but of the lost potential in color choice. Is blood red the color of sheep nowadays? MAGA is a rainbow, taste the rainbow.